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Saturday, June 30, 2007
Meh.
Today, woke up having no recollection of any dream, but remembered what happened yesterday. I went to 108 today. I went earlier wanting to make myself forget what happened and have myself concentrate. Emo is something you never want to hang onto, unless you do it for attention=p. It worked=p. Bit hyper now, due to playing quite well today.
LAWL. BASKETBALL IS MY ANTI-DEPRESSANT PILL. LAWL.
Forgot to mention, before art's night, I went to watch transformers. This is not something girls would want to watch=P. Not to be sexist or anything, but it has explosions, gunfire, missiles, or the crazy macho shit. Or, it's a guy thing=P. Me, I marvel at the sight of giant robots killing each other wrecking plenty of buildings. And, swords, guns, laser cannons, missile launchers transforming(lol, a pun!) from their arms was just plain awesome. 'Robots, explosions and more robots and explosions.' would have been a good review. Not much story line there, but plenty of explosions. Lol, guy thing, sorry. And, anyone who used to watch Even Stevens on nickelodean in the past would know what I'm talking about. The guy that plays stevens in 'Even Stevens' is all grown up, and plays the zero to hero in this movie! I plain awed at his 'transformation'(HA.) from a cunning, manipulative kid to the hero in a movie with ROBOTS.
With every movie, there's some deep sad truth/moral. In this movie, it shown me how cruel and stupid we humans=p can be. *Spoiler alert* When they freezed BumbleBee, taking it that all the robots are the villains, implies that THEY think they're the good guys. It seems to be they didnt WANT the robots to help them, so to say. It also seems like if they can't be the good guys, than neither shall the robots. "We're the good guys, DESTROY ALL ROBOTS. NO ROBOTS ARE GOOD!" Jesus, they sound like a racist( a robotist?). It's like they think they ARE the good guys, even though they so called are 'destroying' an ally in BumbleBee. What good guys teamkill?!(Lawl, memories of Counter Strike.) *Spoiler End* This must be what it's like in war. Both sides think they're the good guys, and kill each other. World peace sounds very good right now=p. In a way, it's very stupid. Lives are lost by people who don't really know the full matter. The government(American. Praise the SINGAPORE GOVERNMENT. Lol) keeps 'confidential stuff' away from the people who are fighting their war. I dream of a world by which countries settle their disputes by challenges, such as maybe basketball, scissors paper stone, soccer, etc etc. Not by wasting countless lives due to, what, 'potentially in possession of nuclear materials'??
Okay, to sum it all up, I've talked from basketball to robots and to war. Total random thoughts. to end on a good note, there is no bad note=P. No sacrifice, no victory! [Keith wrote this, thanks for reading! =D]Y,
9:41 PM
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Back to the past.
NEXT TIME ROUND, I WONT BE ON THE BENCH. I WILL WORK HARDER AND IMPROVE, I WILL START A GAME AND I WONT MESS UP. I'VE PUT IN TOO MUCH SWEAT AND BLOOD TO GIVE UP NOW. ACKNOWLEDGE THE PAST, CHANGE THE PRESENT, EMBRACE THE FUTURE. [Keith wrote this, thanks for reading! =D]Y,
9:56 PM
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Woo! 137! You know it's good when the face of Albert Einstein is plastered on one of these.
Eh.
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8:35 PM
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
bleh.
According to the rules of the meme:People who are tagged should write a blog post of 7 weird things about them as well as state this rule clearly.In the end, you need to choose 7 people to be tagged and list their names.Don't forget to leave a comment that says ~you are tagged~ in their comments and tell them to read your blog.
1. Sometimes if I can't think of anything to say or just to lazy to say it, I'll reply with a "meh." Ask me what it means, meh.
2. I am always thinking of ways to make things funny, even at the expense of myself and others.
3. Surprisingly, I can be really poetical at times, and be totally random the other times. I'll be normal whenever I want.
4. I am a sucker for a good love song with meaningful lyrics and nice rhythm. This causes me to have EXTREMELY high taste in music.
5. I have never eaten any veggies from when I was 9years old to now. Now just starting back. I'm kinda blaming not eating veggies for my height.
6. Sometimes when I'm really impatient or grumpy or something, I get really irritated at minor things and have mood swings. One moment I can be laughing at someone's joke then the next telling them to hurry the fuck up.
7. I love to eat food. Emphasize on the love. Especially greasy, oily fast food or western food. Given the choice, I would rather eat food to regain my energy rather than sleep every night. I would eat whenever I want if it weren't my financial and health concerns.
People to do this.
1. Me
2. myself.
3. I
4.Keith
5.Anyone
6. Someone
7 Everyone.
And that's that. [Keith wrote this, thanks for reading! =D]Y,
7:04 PM
Monday, June 18, 2007
Patiently waiting.
Time is not a factor. I'll wait for her forever.
Goodbye old keith, happy sailing into the night skies.
Hello new Keith, as you rise up with the dawn.
I hope new keith finds someone he likes who feel the same way about him as well =P.
I hope old keith would be happy wherever he sails.
[Keith wrote this, thanks for reading! =D]Y,9:01 PM
Thursday, June 14, 2007
One liners!
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
What's the speed of dark?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
A word to the wise ain’t necessary. It’s the stupid ones who need the advice.
OMFG LAWL.
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. “You don’t have to tell me,” I said. “I’m off the team, aren’t I?” “Well,” said Coach, “you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you’re wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times.” It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that’s when I felt the handcuffs go on.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: “Mankind”. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words - “mank” and “ind”. What do these words mean ? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.”
If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it’ll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It’s a shark riding on an elephant’s back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he’s real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
As a kid, the only thing I really cared about was candy. Candy is the only reason you want to live when you’re a kid. Ages zero through ten, candy is your life, there’s nothing else. Family, friends, school…they’re only obstacles in the way of getting more candy. And you have your favorite candies that you love. Kids actually believe that they can distinguish between 21 different versions of pure sugar. Only a seven-year-old can actually taste the difference. When I was a kid, I could taste the difference between different color M&Ms. I thought they were different. For example, I thought the red was heartier, more of a main course M&M. And the light brown was a mellower, kind of after-dinner M.
Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that, for some reason, when a man is driving down that freeway of love, the woman he’s involved with is like an exit. But he doesn’t want to get out, he wants to keep driving. And the woman is like, “Look, gas, food, lodging, that’s our exit, that’s everything we need to be happy, get out, here, now!” But the man is focusing on the sign underneath. It says, “Next exit, twenty-seven miles.” And he thinks, “I can make it!”
The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off. I’ve got the toe clippers right here.’
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, Let there be light! And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don’t eat pork. I’m sorry, what was that last one? Don’t eat pork? Is that the word of God, or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?
I love meat. So I hate pigs for trying to outsmart everyone. Damnit pigs. [Keith wrote this, thanks for reading! =D]Y,
9:05 PM
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Jesus on a bad day.I lol'ed seeing this. Kinda bored now. My holidays are filled up with mostly sport activites, not that I'm complaining much. Monday, tuesday, thursday, friday volleyball. Sunday, Wednesday, Saturday free, play basketball-_-". I'm surprised as to why I'm not 1.75m tall what with all the jumping I've been doing for the past 3 1/2 years. I started playing basketball in P3, then stopped in p4, played again in p5 upon hearing the "fact" that an hour of basketball can help you grow 0.05mm. "Fact" busted, call me one of the mythbusters=p. Speaking of busted, my better PC is spoilt. Can't turn it on. What's more, dota v6.44 came out right after I couldn't use that PC. Excellant timing by me, of course.
With all the miscellaneous stuff out of the way, it's time to get some EMO on. Everything changes, whether you expect it or not. One moment, it's all happy-go-lucky day, etc etc. The next is "Wtf? Wth? What was that? Did.. Did that just happen? Omg, why did it happen? What DID I DO?!?!?!?". That pretty much express what I want to say. My day was turned emo by something I shouldn't have saw.
And now with the emo stuff out of the way, it's time for some funny to slay the emo. I imagine myself to be EMO MAN, the emotional caped avenger of the night. I wear a part mask part cape, with a fake wig over the mask with the hair covering the face, being typically emo. My powers are having really thick arms and arm skin, have a built in GPS system of all emo kids in my location, unlimited emo knowledge, negative emo karma, an emo regeneration and can fire a beam out of hands from my angst. I wear fingerless gloves to ensure that the beams only travel out of my fingers, cuz they'd be too powerful if they came out of my hands. I travel by the negative emo karma, which I can manipulate at thought and runs with the power of my emo. The negative emo karma repels everything around me, enabling me to fly really high, cuz I can manipulate it that way. Also, in case angry mothers come surrounding me for being a bad influence, I can just repel them all away and make funny faces at them. I rescue emo hope-abandoned stress-stricken kids in singapore by informing them the proper way of cutting themselves, therefore having thick arms and arm skin is a benefit. Then, they would get too wussy upon finding out that they can die from cutting their arms(frikkin posers.) and suddenly find meaning to life, meaning of which eludes me. If they become a hassle saying that they already know all those facts, I blast them with my angst ray straight through their eyes, showing them that if they want to be emo, they have to contend with ME, and I don't like "rivals". Then, they wuss out. Frikkin wussies. My ultimate power/s is/are, as I mentioned before, becoming all action taking out of my emo gloves, and firing out the angst rays, single or double, as I see fit. Another ultimate power is.... The EMO RANT. It comes out of my mouth lawl! Because no one can stand a ranting emo cuz no one really wants to hear about it. Even if one does, that one would be too much of a wussy to stand my other powers.
Okay, I can go along with the character of EMO MAN, all night long. So I'll dedicate a whole post to him, his emo-ness. And yes, I have put ALOT of thought into this =P. [Keith wrote this, thanks for reading! =D]Y,
8:53 PM
Sunday, June 03, 2007
OMFG Lawl. So-Damn-Awesome-Man is just so... So damn awesome. Guess what the bad guy said in the end is just redendant eh.
I find assholes to be exceptionally humorous.=P
Total randomness= Total Funniness
See. [Keith wrote this, thanks for reading! =D]Y,
4:40 PM