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I think of it as a everlasting song.
I mean,most of the time u hear"Why can't we be friends,why can't we be friends,why can't we be friends..."and so on.
I think the lyrics are like this:
Why cant we be friends?(x infinity) [Keith wrote this, thanks for reading! =D]Y,
7:59 PM
thats why I dun update much...
NOT LIKE ANYONE READS MY BLOG!!!!!
LOOK,I KNOW MINE SUKS K!!!!!!!!
NOONE CARES WHETHER I LIVE OR DIE!!!!!
EVERYWHERE I LOOK,I KNOW PPL ARE MOCKING ME!!!!
SO DAMN FULL OF ANGST!!!!! [Keith wrote this, thanks for reading! =D]Y,
7:53 PM
during break played a little basketball...scored WINNING shot.....
feeel very "shuang"... [Keith wrote this, thanks for reading! =D]Y,
2:56 PM
[Keith wrote this, thanks for reading! =D]Y,1:06 PM
So dam F*****g tired...no f*****g damn energey to blog or study....2day maths test not bad....able to get 100%....
Everyday come back muz nap 2hrs....
To Do:Plot to take over earth...
Enslave the human race
Force everyone(plus me,of course)to sleep a minimum of 12hrs a day
Make Beef lasagna the national food.
Proclaim myself the overlord of the universe
Make criminals listen to "barney the dinosaur"soundtrack as punishment
If they actually LIKE it,they will be launched directly into the SUN
Make a HAM and CHEESE sandwich [Keith wrote this, thanks for reading! =D]Y,
4:55 PM
Joy to the world,im gonna have a set of drums!
Let all the world Rejoice!!!!
I have achieved the Kythy dream!!!!
Everybody DanCE!!!!! [Keith wrote this, thanks for reading! =D]Y,
11:15 AM
All KOWTOW to the might god of a guy who made weekends!!!
Praise His INGENIOUS brain for creating 2 "holidays" every week!!!
Lick his Mighty INGENIOUS boots for walking him every!!!
Yes I am felling silly,tat is why I am writing nonsense about him.
And Yes,that would also explain the silly pic.
Hehe,cat dressed up as secret agent and sticking out his tongue.He is thinking about hot orphans smell like hotdogs if you burn them with electricity. [Keith wrote this, thanks for reading! =D]Y,
4:51 PM
John went to the store the other day. He was only in there for about five minutes, and when he came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So John went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'
He ignored John and continued writing the ticket. So John called him a stupid idiot. He glared at him and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
Then John really got angry at the cop. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more John abused him, the more tickets he wrote. John didn't care. His car was parked around the corner.
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove-box, and that there was a body in the trunk?
Driver: Yeah, and I'll bet the big liar told you I was speeding too!
5:59 PM
They are th sharpest AND the SHINIEST nails there!Heck mine is a junkyard compared to their SPACE PALACE kind of blog!!!
I wanna find myself a secluded corner of the earth[(but how can?the earth is ROUND)(or spherical,wadever.)]and juz wrap myself wif a blanket and cry... [Keith wrote this, thanks for reading! =D]Y,
5:52 PM
I AM SO GONNA FAIL GEOGRAPHY!!!
2:53 PM
Yo momma so fat,when she step on weighing machine,u see handphone number...
Once,a friend called my house to get my house number.
A blonde and a brunette decide to commit suicide by jumping off a building,the brunette died first,cuz the blonde stopped and asked for directions... [Keith wrote this, thanks for reading! =D]Y,
3:50 PM
ya know tat phrase"life has its ups and downs"?Well 2day it kinda went up a little.Think grain of sand little.it was onli a little cuz i did not argue wif any1 todae...
One thing i did not mention in my last post is,tat during P3 tat day,i almost fought wif som1 over half a basketball court.he kept on sayin vulgarity like"yo momma...fuck u lah....u go fuck ure momma chest hair lah".WTF IS WRONG WIF HIM?!?!?!is he tryin ta act "GANGSTA" or sumthin?!well...tat didnt matter,cuz i won and got tat half of the court!(to play a bball match obviously)during tat match,me team mates told me to mark a really big guy about 175-180cm.TO me,i did a not too bad job.ALthough he did managed to get rebounds.the onli way i could stop him was if i tried VERY hard to screen him away from the painted area.I didnt talk about this yesterday cuz i was too damn tired... [Keith wrote this, thanks for reading! =D]Y,
3:20 PM
i guess now its time to talk about my day.lets juz say i wanted to fall onto my bed and sleep.Not cry on the bed like in the pic.
i was tat tired.i swear i could still fall asleep even if there were needles in my eyes and flying man-eating monkeys with chainsaws trying to catch me.i fell asleep at 1230am the night before and got awoken by the natures call,if ya know wat i mean... [Keith wrote this, thanks for reading! =D]Y,
7:16 PM
if u do email pls at keithheng4992@hotmail.com [Keith wrote this, thanks for reading! =D]Y,
7:08 PM
My friend made a blog so i was "inspired" to make this...
All these functions dont seem anythin special,i wonder wats all the hype about all these blog stuff. [Keith wrote this, thanks for reading! =D]Y,
5:30 PM